Pumpkin Here I Sit All Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted Then One Day I Took A Chance Tried Mug

Pumpkin Here I Sit All Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted Then One Day I Took A Chance Tried Mug – This Pumpkin Has Clearly Had a Very Bad Bathroom Experience

At first, I saw the witch hat.

Then the angry pumpkin.

Then I started reading.

“Here I sit, all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted…”

Okay. Classic bathroom humor.

But the mug wasn’t finished.

The bottom continues with:

“Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants.”

Well, that escalated quickly.

The Pumpkin Here I Sit All Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted Then One Day I Took A Chance Tried Mug is definitely not trying to deliver wholesome autumn inspiration. It takes an old crude rhyme, gives it a Halloween makeover and puts an extremely unimpressed jack-o’-lantern right in the middle of the situation.

The Pumpkin’s Face Makes the Joke Better

The artwork could have stopped at the wording, but the character is what got me.

The orange jack-o’-lantern wears a crooked black witch hat with an orange band, chunky boots and an expression suggesting this entire story has already happened to him.

He’s holding a takeaway coffee in one hand.

The other hand is making a decidedly unfriendly gesture.

Tiny cartoon fart clouds surround the large green FARTED lettering, while the final SHIT MY PANTS line appears in oversized purple type.

It’s loud, ridiculous and very difficult to misinterpret.

Exactly as intended.

Imagine Someone Finding This in the Office Kitchen

That’s probably where the real entertainment begins.

Someone walks in looking for a normal mug.

Pumpkin. Cute.

Witch hat. Seasonal.

Coffee. Fine.

Then they read the entire poem.

The Pumpkin Here I Sit All Broken Hearted Mug is the kind of gift that almost requires watching the recipient read it from top to bottom. The joke doesn’t arrive all at once—the first half sets it up, and the second half makes everything considerably worse.

For a friend, coworker or family member with a taste for crude humor, that delayed reaction may be half the gift.

Halloween Doesn’t Always Need to Be Spooky

Some Halloween decorations are creepy.

Some are gothic.

Some involve haunted houses, skeletons and things lurking in the dark.

This pumpkin apparently just has digestive problems.

That makes the design a fun alternative for anyone whose Halloween collection leans more toward sarcastic and ridiculous than genuinely scary. It can sit on a desk, coffee station or kitchen counter and still look unmistakably seasonal thanks to the jack-o’-lantern, witch hat and orange-and-black details.

Product Details

Product Name: Pumpkin Here I Sit All Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted Then One Day I Took A Chance Tried Mug
Product Type: Novelty coffee mug
Pictured Color: White
Artwork: Grumpy jack-o’-lantern wearing a witch hat and holding a coffee
Design Colors: Orange, black, green and purple
Theme: Halloween, pumpkin and adult bathroom humor
Style: Funny statement mug / novelty Halloween gift

Probably Not the Mug for Thanksgiving Dinner With Grandma

Unless Grandma has a spectacular sense of humor.

The Pumpkin Here I Sit All Broken Hearted Tried To Shit But Only Farted Then One Day I Took A Chance Tried Mug knows exactly what kind of product it is. There’s no subtle joke hiding behind sophisticated artwork.

It’s a grumpy pumpkin.

It’s a bathroom rhyme.

And it ends significantly worse than it begins.

Sometimes Halloween coffee doesn’t need to be any more complicated than that.