24 Donkeys Bad Decisions Advent Calendar 2026 – By Donkey Number Four, I Knew This Christmas Was Already Out of Control
The box makes a pretty confident promise:
“24 Donkeys. 24 Bad Decisions. Zero Regrets.”
And after looking across all 24 figures, I think the donkeys understood the assignment.
One is sitting inside a present.
Another appears to have become part of the Christmas tree.
A third is completely tangled in colorful lights.
Then there’s the donkey holding two candy canes as if nothing unusual has happened.
And that’s only the first week.
The 24 Donkeys Bad Decisions Advent Calendar 2026 isn’t really about building one perfectly coordinated Christmas display. The fun comes from discovering what ridiculous situation the next donkey has gotten itself into.

Things Get Progressively Worse Toward Christmas
This is where the collection won me over.
Instead of changing only a hat or accessory, the pictured set gives each numbered donkey its own little scenario.
There’s a wreath-wearing donkey with an enormous red bow. One looks covered in snow. Another sits beside a mug and cookies. There’s a Santa-bearded donkey, a reindeer impersonator with a bright red nose, and one emerging from a box marked “Fragile This Side Up.”
Number 21 has apparently landed on the Naughty List.
Number 24?
A crown, a cape, and a little badge reading “Bad Decision Champ.”
Honestly, after surviving the previous 23 days, that feels earned.
I’d Display Them in Order Just for the Story
The calendar itself uses the classic 24-door countdown, with numbered compartments from 1 through 24.
But once the figures are out, I wouldn’t immediately scatter them around the house.
I’d line them up in numerical order.
Seeing the situations gradually change from cute Christmas trouble to full-blown donkey chaos is half the joke. It turns the complete set into a funny little holiday scene rather than simply 24 unrelated miniatures.
The rustic farm-style artwork on the box helps too. Barns, snow, evergreen trees, plaid details, holly, and traditional deep green and red colors make everything look wonderfully wholesome.
Until you notice what the donkeys are doing.
Then the illusion is gone.
What’s Waiting Behind the Doors?
The pictured calendar features 24 numbered compartments and 24 distinct donkey figures. Visible themes include presents, gingerbread, Christmas trees, tangled lights, winter clothing, candy canes, a sled, wreaths, cookies, toys, Santa styling, reindeer antlers, ornaments, bows, the Naughty List, and the crowned “Bad Decision Champ.”
The figures are individually numbered in the product presentation, reinforcing the day-by-day storytelling idea.

FAQ
Are there 24 different donkey designs?
Yes. The pictured collection shows 24 individually numbered donkey figures, each with a different Christmas outfit, prop, or humorous situation.
Is every figure Christmas themed?
The collection consistently uses winter and Christmas imagery, but each donkey approaches the theme differently—from Santa and reindeer costumes to cookies, presents, ornaments, wreaths, and Christmas lights.
What makes this different from a traditional advent calendar?
Instead of focusing on chocolates or repeating similar surprises, this design builds a humorous 24-piece donkey collection throughout the countdown.

Some advent calendars build anticipation for Christmas. This one documents 24 increasingly questionable donkey decisions on the way there. Find more unusual, funny, and collectible holiday countdowns in our Advent Calendar collection.









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